I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I deserve this hangover.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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