At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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