ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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