I intend to get homeless drunk
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
soo... how was my night?
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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