I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
Shame - the story of my life.
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