i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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