Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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