I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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