I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
where are my eyebrows?
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