We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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