A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
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