Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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