Since when is my name a synonym for head?
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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