Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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