How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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