Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
