I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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