Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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