Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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