Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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