I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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