Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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