Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
Randomize
