Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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