Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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