how can u be prego again
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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