Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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