If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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