i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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