it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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