do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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