Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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