I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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