We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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