She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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