.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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