Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Randomize
