So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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