no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
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You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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