so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
You made out with two different species that night
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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