Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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