operation harelip BJ is a go
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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