So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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