did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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