I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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