"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
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