Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Is it because I queefed?
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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