i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
how does that bad decision feel?
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