Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
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