DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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