I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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