Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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