Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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