no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
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