stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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