I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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