I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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