brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
its not stalking. its research.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
